Halloween 2008 Costume Review

Here are the best costumes I saw all night (in no particular order).

1. The Corner Sign Holder/Arrow Pointer.

Simple yet effective. You knew immediately what this person was. She had all the right signs (pun intended). A big ass sign with "Everything Must GO"... on it, big head phones, a disc man (no real sign holder can rock the iPod), and the key part of her costume, a Raiders sweatshirt. I'm not saying anything about Raiders fans but.... Ok, here's the pic




2. Pac Man

Original yet a classic. This took a little more work than the sign holder. If you look closely, you can see drip marks from the spray paint. A sure sign of a SE Hipster Art Student. I think it would be awkward as shit to walk around all night in this thing so I give this guy props.



3. Early 90's Skier (Which was my costume)

I have a lot of random shit in my house. Ask any of my friends. I didn't think at all what to wear so I just dug through my closet and pieced this master piece together. Why I had all of this stuff just lying around my apartment, one may never know. Look at me cutting those slaloms on the dance floor (And bring on the bald jokes because I know they are coming, you jerks).



4 & 5 Sarah Palin & Jesus? (I'll explain later)

I lumped these together because I only had 1 good pic of one of em.

4. Sarah Palin.

Appropriate for the time since it was the week before the elections. This is actually my neighbor. She came walking into my apartment dresed up before we left and I was cracking up how good her costume was. Red Blazer, check. Glasses, check. Hair style, check. Gun, check. Dead & Bloody Polar Bear, check. Fake Squeeky Voice, check. "Heart" Alaska tattoo, check???? She was in character all night long. Cracked my shit up.

5.

Jesus ______. We saw this Jesus looking guy walking around the bar. We noticed that he had something around his waste near his junk (see pic below). I got the Jesus part, but what is up with this stuff around his waste. We finally asked the guy what he was and he said "I'm Jesus FUCKING Christ" Get it? If you look close, it looks like a head that looks like Christ. So he was literally Jesus fucking Christ. I have to give it to this guy for originality.



6. Michael Jackson and his plastic Surgeon.

They are also my neighbors. The Michael costume freaked me out. Just take a look.



Here is my best costume from a few years back. Yes that mustache is real.