The Unforgettable, but forgettable blog

Over the past month, I've been going and doing a lot of stuff, all of which are worth blogging about. After each event, I decided it would be in my best interest not to "publish" my activities in detail over the internet. Each of these events do deserve some sort of recognition in my blog so I am going to give a quick overview and let you make your own conclusions. Kinda like a Madlids or a Choose your Own Adventure Book (AofH, you should still write the Bible version).



Since I believe in confidentiality, I will try my best to leave out names, but in some cases, I will hint to them. I am grouping these in weekends.

WEEK 1

Twins B-Day/Beer Fest
- Team Douche Bags (see below)
- Came in 5th out of 7 in drinking games (dont ask, I'm pissed)
- Won best costume
- Realized we already won "best Costume" when another team of real Douche Bags hated us



The ER
- Whiskey
- Fish out of water (only watch 1:20 mins of it)



- bruises
- ER (let your pathetic mind run wild on this one)

WEEK 2

Halloween
- See previous blog
- Costumes
- Karaoke till 4am (what a surprise)

Rapist on 28th
- Wine Tasting
- Apps at The Gauche
- Karaoke at my place
- Cab home



WEEK 3 (The Fussy Week)



Election Night
- Cheating on the Jumper (see The Hemlocker's Blog 650 Calories)
- Election Results
- Oban (Not Obama)
- Neighbors crying
- More Oban (Again, not Obama)

Breaking Mid-Week Set's



- Clean my apartment for upcoming weekend
- Trip Nip
- Hipster bar w/ Hot bartender

2 Hot blonds
- Mass Liquor set-up & drinking (See below)
- Darts
- Pool
- ?
- Wake up for work



The Work Dinner Night
- Work Sucks
- Dinner at CJ's (Do we really have to sit in seats rather than the bar)
- Drinks & Conversation after dinner
* "I gotta go, I have 2 hot blonds sitting on my couch waiting for me" (see above)
* "If you leave, you'll never hear the end of it"
* - 2 hrs later I leave to go home
- "Surprise Party" at my place +20
- Wheel Chairs & Karaoke
- ????

The day of Portland Strippers
- Skyline Drive on a clear fall day (AMAZING)
- "Steak and Tuna" (Think about it)
- Conversation with Stripper
* "Do you know who Andrew W.K. Is?"
* "Isn't he a President"
* " No but here's a dollar"
- Liquor Store Stop
* "Lets get some rum for some Mai Thais" (I like Thai girls!)
* "Wait here's _____ Strip Club"
* "Hey, you should party with us, heres my number"
* "oh your phone is turned off, ok well here's our address"
- Football/Nap/Where's My PHONE????
- Pre Party/Arrival of said party from above
- Downtown Walkers
- "I forgot my ID"
- Walking 100 blocks in 5 hours

Scenic Day
- Multinomah Falls
- SINferno
- Go to bed for a flight to Dallas.

You may not get a lot of this, but if you were part of any of this, you will understand. Dallas Days deserve a full blog on their own, so watch for the next blog.

Also soon to come, the Christmas Blog.

Halloween 2008 Costume Review

Here are the best costumes I saw all night (in no particular order).

1. The Corner Sign Holder/Arrow Pointer.

Simple yet effective. You knew immediately what this person was. She had all the right signs (pun intended). A big ass sign with "Everything Must GO"... on it, big head phones, a disc man (no real sign holder can rock the iPod), and the key part of her costume, a Raiders sweatshirt. I'm not saying anything about Raiders fans but.... Ok, here's the pic




2. Pac Man

Original yet a classic. This took a little more work than the sign holder. If you look closely, you can see drip marks from the spray paint. A sure sign of a SE Hipster Art Student. I think it would be awkward as shit to walk around all night in this thing so I give this guy props.



3. Early 90's Skier (Which was my costume)

I have a lot of random shit in my house. Ask any of my friends. I didn't think at all what to wear so I just dug through my closet and pieced this master piece together. Why I had all of this stuff just lying around my apartment, one may never know. Look at me cutting those slaloms on the dance floor (And bring on the bald jokes because I know they are coming, you jerks).



4 & 5 Sarah Palin & Jesus? (I'll explain later)

I lumped these together because I only had 1 good pic of one of em.

4. Sarah Palin.

Appropriate for the time since it was the week before the elections. This is actually my neighbor. She came walking into my apartment dresed up before we left and I was cracking up how good her costume was. Red Blazer, check. Glasses, check. Hair style, check. Gun, check. Dead & Bloody Polar Bear, check. Fake Squeeky Voice, check. "Heart" Alaska tattoo, check???? She was in character all night long. Cracked my shit up.

5.

Jesus ______. We saw this Jesus looking guy walking around the bar. We noticed that he had something around his waste near his junk (see pic below). I got the Jesus part, but what is up with this stuff around his waste. We finally asked the guy what he was and he said "I'm Jesus FUCKING Christ" Get it? If you look close, it looks like a head that looks like Christ. So he was literally Jesus fucking Christ. I have to give it to this guy for originality.



6. Michael Jackson and his plastic Surgeon.

They are also my neighbors. The Michael costume freaked me out. Just take a look.



Here is my best costume from a few years back. Yes that mustache is real.