The Unforgettable, but forgettable blog

Over the past month, I've been going and doing a lot of stuff, all of which are worth blogging about. After each event, I decided it would be in my best interest not to "publish" my activities in detail over the internet. Each of these events do deserve some sort of recognition in my blog so I am going to give a quick overview and let you make your own conclusions. Kinda like a Madlids or a Choose your Own Adventure Book (AofH, you should still write the Bible version).



Since I believe in confidentiality, I will try my best to leave out names, but in some cases, I will hint to them. I am grouping these in weekends.

WEEK 1

Twins B-Day/Beer Fest
- Team Douche Bags (see below)
- Came in 5th out of 7 in drinking games (dont ask, I'm pissed)
- Won best costume
- Realized we already won "best Costume" when another team of real Douche Bags hated us



The ER
- Whiskey
- Fish out of water (only watch 1:20 mins of it)



- bruises
- ER (let your pathetic mind run wild on this one)

WEEK 2

Halloween
- See previous blog
- Costumes
- Karaoke till 4am (what a surprise)

Rapist on 28th
- Wine Tasting
- Apps at The Gauche
- Karaoke at my place
- Cab home



WEEK 3 (The Fussy Week)



Election Night
- Cheating on the Jumper (see The Hemlocker's Blog 650 Calories)
- Election Results
- Oban (Not Obama)
- Neighbors crying
- More Oban (Again, not Obama)

Breaking Mid-Week Set's



- Clean my apartment for upcoming weekend
- Trip Nip
- Hipster bar w/ Hot bartender

2 Hot blonds
- Mass Liquor set-up & drinking (See below)
- Darts
- Pool
- ?
- Wake up for work



The Work Dinner Night
- Work Sucks
- Dinner at CJ's (Do we really have to sit in seats rather than the bar)
- Drinks & Conversation after dinner
* "I gotta go, I have 2 hot blonds sitting on my couch waiting for me" (see above)
* "If you leave, you'll never hear the end of it"
* - 2 hrs later I leave to go home
- "Surprise Party" at my place +20
- Wheel Chairs & Karaoke
- ????

The day of Portland Strippers
- Skyline Drive on a clear fall day (AMAZING)
- "Steak and Tuna" (Think about it)
- Conversation with Stripper
* "Do you know who Andrew W.K. Is?"
* "Isn't he a President"
* " No but here's a dollar"
- Liquor Store Stop
* "Lets get some rum for some Mai Thais" (I like Thai girls!)
* "Wait here's _____ Strip Club"
* "Hey, you should party with us, heres my number"
* "oh your phone is turned off, ok well here's our address"
- Football/Nap/Where's My PHONE????
- Pre Party/Arrival of said party from above
- Downtown Walkers
- "I forgot my ID"
- Walking 100 blocks in 5 hours

Scenic Day
- Multinomah Falls
- SINferno
- Go to bed for a flight to Dallas.

You may not get a lot of this, but if you were part of any of this, you will understand. Dallas Days deserve a full blog on their own, so watch for the next blog.

Also soon to come, the Christmas Blog.